Why are they fabricating Bin Laden death?

oh gods another conspiracy nuts why don't all of you put on your tin foil hats and climb into your pa pier marche bunkers and worry about big brother and mind control get real all you conspiracy nuts globe warming idiots and end of day ers need to crawl back under your rocks first of all i am happy my government is lying me i really don't need or want to know all they do when they tell you what they are doing then it is time to worry 2. to the end of day ers NO ONE ! has a red line phone to the god or goddess that they believe in so there deity can say the world will end tuesday at 2pm 3. some of the planets problems are man made but volcanoes have spewed more green house ges in to the air in the last 200 years than what we have from industrial revolution to today and we are tiring to fix what we have done not to mention the planet has cycles where it warms up and cools down